Touch my food; suffer the consequences.

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8 months ago  /  44,827 notes  /  Source: cheroblaq91

When you walk into a friends room and they are like:

funniestshit:

“Sorry for the mess,”

And you’re like:

And you think of what your room looks like:

FUNNIEST SHIT

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That scary moment when you’re attempting to sleep with the closet door open.

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And you’re just laying there, watching your closet like

http://funniestshit.tumblr.com/

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Anonymous asked: how do yu fuck?

braethegay:

Well, at first I hit my slow stroke like:

And then, I go downtown and eat that pussy like:

And then I flip it up a bit and smash that thang from the back like:

Then I turn her back around and play with her like:

And then I take it to a whole ‘nother level and hit it in the bathroom like:

And when I’m done, I smoke a little somethin’, just chillin’ like:

And if she isn’t asleep, I’m like:

This is the most notes I’ve ever gotten on here.

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8 months ago  /  3,531 notes  /  Source: braethegay

Ask Me Anything!!! Anonomous ppl dont be shy I want questions!!!

8 months ago  /  0 notes

Admit it guys.. We’ve all had those days at school when the only thing we can think about is…

thoughtsofataylor:

valena-dgaf:

Ima reblog this forever, lls.

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8 months ago  /  189 notes  /  Source: valena-dgaf

Reblog if you want random questions.

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